Bluuurb: Archive

Dec 31st

ROFLCOPTER

fmylife: Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, “I’m taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop.” I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML OMG DIES DYING DYING DEAD hahahahahahaha!!!

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Sometimes

I want to ditch bras forever and ever.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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“Kissing is just an intimate game of Capture the Uvula”

– Some random article on how to kiss which made me roflcopter

Dec 29th

Slipknot

I ended up with one of their CD’s at band camp three years ago. Because it was sitting in the room every day of the camp and nobody had claimed it on the last day so I just sort of took it, with permission of the teacher who was guarding that room. I’ve been cleaning my room and just found it again, so I decided to put it in my computer and get it over with. I don’t usually...

Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

Harry Potter

My sister refuses to read the books. :/ She’s such a chick.

Dec 27th

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BOLD. I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I like to fight. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily. My Appearance I’m shorter than 5’5. I wear makeup. I wear a piece of jewelery at all times. I wear contacts. I...

Dec 27th

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Men say = Men really mean

whatsteve: I’m hungry = I’m hungry. I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy. I’m tired = I’m tired. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you. Nice dress! = Nice...

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

I believe the children are our future.

bingbangs: The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in Swindon, Wiltshire ( U.K. ) These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and...

Dec 27th

Bold What Applies to You. You like showers better than bubble baths. You cannot stand pop music. You have a sister. You are an only child. You have black hair. You have blonde hair. You have red hair. You have glasses. You wear contacts. You like TV more than movies. You don’t talk on the phone often. You like to shop. You like music. You are tall. You are short. You are average...

Dec 27th

I Wonder If

you have anything left to say to the girl you left behind in Virginia If you’ve ever shed a single tear for the million she’s shed over you Every night for 180 you’ve spent with the other ones, betraying anything you ever told her or promised to her If you know how much you still hurt her every day of her life And how much distance you’ve caused within herself, and...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

why we don't sleep

frogsandcrowns: laurencephilomene: sealegslexi: jessieroth: 1. we don’t want to reblog - i’m curious to see if this goes anywhere 2. we are on tokbox 3. we are insomniacs 4. We’re star-gazing. 5. We are afraid of our unconscious minds 6. We take 4 hour long naps in the late evening

Dec 26th

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ROBERT PATTINSON CONFIRMS HE'S GAY. →

(via thelovelybones) XD

Dec 26th