March 2012
I’m forgetting meals, I’m making nasty crackling joint noises...
– Hayley G Hoover
February 2012
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My school is overpopulated with assholes.
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Scientific theories are all too mainstream
Anonymous asked: So what is your smoothie of...
safarizone:
First off, I’m going to say anything strawberry banana is not very good. It doesn’t matter what you’re drinking/eating. Strawberry banana is a safe choice, but it’s usually marginally good at best. My favorite smoothie was called the Raspberry Romance. Ingredients are as follows: raspberry juice, vanilla frozen yogurt, banana, strawberry, and raspberry.
My favorite robeck’s...
So tomorrow doesn't exist, right?
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Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work...
– Stephen Colbert (via manda-leigh)
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“The radical feminists succeeded in undermining...
wizardslovethetardis:
I can’t even call him Santorum anymore. My family calls him “anal goop guy” because no one can even stand the fact he’s an actual person, and he’s for real. (And if you knew my family, you’d understand how big that is.)
I swear. If he gets elected, I’m moving to Europe. It’s the last straw. I’m not watching my country burn under this asshole’s tyranny.
Elliptical+Portlandia=True Love
This is the last episode of portlandia they have on netflix The one I’m going to watch today I may just cry
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heh